When was the last time you saw a commercial where a family was led by a half-witted mother who couldn't explain up from down and spent the whole time drooling and obviously unkempt while, on the other hand, the father was in Superdad mode and shouldered both the responsibility of bringing home the bacon and cooking it? It's probably been longer than you can remember. It just doesn't happen anymore. Over the past few decades, it seems that commercials brand men as useless, mindless, idiots that can't seem to survive without women. Below are just a few of the favorite forms commercial land has decided to mold men into.